I defy anyone to spend less than 60 seconds perusing Etsy. The esteemed purveyor of handmade goods makes it difficult to hit the close button. Think of it as a modern flea market, with booth after booth of the really good stuff — and weird stuff. Case in point: this “big ass custom wall tentacle” from ArtAkimbo. As the artist  states “All of my tentacles are hand made, no two are exactly alike, but the general size and, you know, awesomeness, remain constant.”